Herman Cain, Presidential Hopeful

Applause! I hope this guy makes a real run for the GOP ticket. He masterfully ignores the fact that millions of Americans are out of work through no fault of their own, and turns the blame right back around on the victims themselves. Meanwhile, the people who still have jobs will eat up this rhetoric like fresh apple pie, fearful that their taxes might go up, or that rocking the boat might send them into the drink next. Heil Herman Cain!